YOU FOUND MY HORRIBLE SECRET

Created with Unity »
Zero Punctuation is property of The Escapist. I made the game, they own basically everything else.
This game was (sort of) made for the Zero Punctuation Stonking Great Game Contest and due to being automatically disqualified is in no way endorsed by The Escapist, Yahtzee, or people who generally like good things.
Music samples by Iach Dorsch, provided by The Escapist.
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